pixalry:

Millenium Falcon in an Asteroid Field - Created by Mazeon
”Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.” - C-3PO
 

pixalry:

Millenium Falcon in an Asteroid Field Created by Mazeon

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.” - C-3PO

 

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King
fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King
fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

(via beaver-beaver)

nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]

nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]

(via wilwheaton)

comedycentral:

Don’t miss the premiere of Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, tomorrow night at 10/9c. comedycentral:

Don’t miss the premiere of Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, tomorrow night at 10/9c. comedycentral:

Don’t miss the premiere of Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, tomorrow night at 10/9c. comedycentral:

Don’t miss the premiere of Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, tomorrow night at 10/9c.
comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to the Supreme Court’s recent campaign finance ruling on last night’s Daily Show. comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to the Supreme Court’s recent campaign finance ruling on last night’s Daily Show. comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to the Supreme Court’s recent campaign finance ruling on last night’s Daily Show.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to the Supreme Court’s recent campaign finance ruling on last night’s Daily Show.

communitynbc:

MOM, WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. communitynbc:

MOM, WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. communitynbc:

MOM, WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

communitynbc:

MOM, WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

A good time to stop talking

Was talking to my 8th grade students the other day about expectations of how life is when they get older and my brain went right to strip clubs - like, how when we were younger we were fascinated by them and couldn’t wait to get in. I remember they opened one in our town and I was 17 or 18 and we were all giggly to go…never did, but a few years later we got to go to one in Philly for a friends bachelor party and, wow…I was missing NOTHING. Just sweaty, dirty women, and sad, angry, douchey men…

Of course, I didn’t say any of that to the kids. I quickly shut my brain off remembered I liked my job so I said some nonsense about life and lemons and shit.